The Physics of Underwear.

A simple equation for maximum sexiness!

You, too, can make your ratty, old granny panties into hot, sexy thongs! 

Just apply some simple math:

i heart pi(e)

Ethnically Ambiguous Holiday Pun

The Evolution of the Holidays

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And such is the nature of perversion and abbreviation in language that we end up with Christmas.

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Chanukah

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Kwanzaa

Meppy Christmahanukwanzakah!

Hunting Explained. Kinda.