Wednesday, November 21, 2012


In honor of killing Native Americans, we kill turkeys! (and pumpkins)

Sunday, September 23, 2012

A Free Range Franchise

I'm going to open a store.  And I'm gonna do it in Comic Sans!

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Men at Work

We were just hypothesizing how different the workplace would be if men MENstruated.  (Why is it called that? Seems like they're the ones it was MENt for.)

Nothing would ever get done.  They'd take off the week before and the week of...and also the week after to celebrate that they made it through the previous two weeks without dying!

It would also add to their inherent superiority complex.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

DUCK (sauce) AND COVER (all)

I saw this article (see below...way the end) about an amazing invention that is (hopefully) becoming least in China, so, fingers crossed, it will soon be here in the good ole US of A.  I want a facekini (and body suit).  I would wear it to the beach, the park, even to outdoor dining establishments.  I love it so much that we're mocking it.  But make no mistake, I'm searching all the Chinese eBay stores I can find!  It's Amasian!!

Here's the article:

it looks like the pictures are attributed to Getty. 

Monday, August 13, 2012

Free Range Frontiers! Perseid Meteor Shower 2012 (and Joshua Tree!)

Jennifer's always wanted to see a meteor shower.  So we packed up and hit the road! (well, we drove to the gas station)  Then she checked the weather, and it said it was going to be cloudy, so we turned around and came home.  Elana unpacked.  Then Jennifer checked the weather a couple hours later, and it said it was supposed to be clear.  Dems good odds!  So at 11PM, we packed up and hit the road for real.  This was the result...

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Funny Olympic Voiceovers

What's really going on with Viktoria Komova on the uneven bars...

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Jesus Wears Socks With Sandals

With a name like Jesus, he's gotta be good! (yes, it was an intentional Smucker's reference)
And speaking of intentional...I mean international...
In honor of the Olympics, we're showing why so many athletes thank Jesus.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Dissecting "Call Me Maybe"

just a few things (of many...but i didn't want it to get tooooo long)

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

F U,K (ellogg's)

I noticed it's now Independence Day.  How ironic that I'm enslaved by this Krap.  I mean Krack.  I mean cereal.  No I don't.  I mean Krack. 

That's what Kellogg's does.  They put Ks where Cs should go.  Like Rice Krispies.  Kellogg's Krispie Krack.  They are subliminally telling you they're evil with their letter choice  khoice.

Maybe the Kardashian's should expand their butts  brand and approach Kellogg's with a new cereal called "Bootylicious." (that will also be Krack filled with chocolate, eww... but the Kardashian name will command a higher price and status) I'm sure you'll be seeing that soon.  And I won't be seeing a penny from it.

P.S. beware of sales... that's how (street) drug dealers get you too!

...just a taste, man...

also... NEW! actually means "Noticeably Expanding Waistline!"

Happy Independence Day, everyone!  I'm glad we can celebrate our freedom and independence by claiming someone else's land.  ...What, too soon?

Friday, February 10, 2012

Sunday, January 1, 2012


Happy New Year!

Out with the old, in with the new.  ...And in with some old.  Here is some Jenertainment, pre-FRF days...