and i'm assuming that phrase pertains to someone actually named "faith" and she's visually impaired but still has so much of a purpose that there's a cliche about her. hope she lives up to her reputation. how do i find her? do you think i need an appointment? she seems pretty well-known...
so now what? this is the first post. that's a lot of pressure. it's how we, the free range females, are introducing ourselves to the world... oh god, first impressions are everything! what if i screw it up?! what do i say? oh god, i can't handle this!
i'll just hurry and post something after this. oh god, the time! i have to go somewhere! i'm a horrible procrastinator, and i've finally gotten around to doing this and i'm fucking it all up, fucking it all up, i tell you!
ok ok ok... i'll just post something, anything. that will divert attention from this post onto the next. that way, there's less pressure. i said LESS. oh wait... oh god... i've just placed so much weight on that second post. it has to be the savior of this blog! it's like having a second child because you popped out the wrong gender. and you'd really better have a boy this time or else that's just one more mouth to resent and feed and yell at that there's starving children all over the world (but not in the jolie-pitt household).
oh i can't take this, get me out of here!
oh no!! 3rd floor!! life's worth living!
oh wait...that angle makes my ass look huge. how 'bout now?
ah! get away!