so i left out some commas. and maybe an extra space and who knows what else. maybe you. (maybe you know, not maybe i left you out. i'm guessing i probably did leave you out. it's very like me. i'm abscent-minded like that.)
and i left out my trademark signature. well, it's not really a trademark. i haven't done it enough for it to be. i guess i was trying to start a trend with myself. and it's nothing cool. just something to say "--jennifer" wrote this, not elana. ...just in case you need to know who to personally attack. ...please don't we're sensitive... and we know where you live. or at least we can find you. ...i just can't find that damned blind faith --- see first post ever.
and i know i pretty much type in all lower case. it's on purpose and for a reason that i will later expand upon in a later post (jennifer, resist the temptation to do it now!)... my use of the word later was redundant. no, i'm not a huge fan of the delete button... or of proofreading, apparently.
well... for somebody who is supposedly in such a hurry, i sure am killing my time with this.
yes, i'm killing it with a spoon. i figured that'd be a much worse way to die. NO MERCY!!! and then you can eat ice cream after.
an acknowledgement for the observant: yes, i put on cookie monster pants. here's a better look:
SNACK TIME!!!
perhaps i led you to believe that i was going to snack on ice cream. sorry to disappoint. the granola bar jumped into my arms. and it has chocolate. so i said yes. besides, it's seemed so excited.
so i was excited. but felt a little bad, so i couldn't look it in it's little dark chocolate eyes.
i should've known that it had already accepted its fate as my snack and, in fact, embraced it. i think it was offended when didn't look at it, so it catapulted two kamikaze chocolate chips to the ground.
maybe i crossed a line with the kiss. because then it tossed chocolate chip into my elbow.
screw you, granola bar. then i ate the chocolate chip. then i ate the rest of it. then i was sad i yelled at it, because i, and my stomach, instantly mourned the loss.
all good things...well, it wasn't good, it was kind of defiant and snotty and rebellious.... all delicious things must come to an end. even people. so back to this!
wait, that's not how i type. that would take me forever and a day. wtf does that phrase mean. if it's forever... all the days are included. stupid blind faith probably came up with that one. they should call her blind and dumb faith. yes, i know that means mute... she needs to be. she needs to shut her blind ass up and stop saying stupid things that make no sense.
ok, now back to this. really.
and by now i could've either seen if there's a way to edit posts once posted, or just said fuck it and hope people are so overwhelmed by my verbosity that they were just scanning and my mistakes didn't even register. but no, i did this. and now you've probably forgotten what this post was originally about, which is that i should proofread before posting and not forget this:
--jennifer
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